Pigs Tend To Fly A Lot

No, I do not have a pig obsession.

Yes, I do like rain, lens flares, community, adventure time, bones, M*A*S*H, 30 rock, and video games.

No, I do not own any video games.

Yes, I love photography, and movies.

No, I've never been on a date.

Yes, I have basophobia.

No, no one random ever messages me saying I have a cool blog, so I like to think that my blog sucks and the 101 people who follow me are pitying my pathetic excuse for a tumblr.

Yes, I am psychotic. How could you tell.

No, I won't eat your brains unless you provoke me.

Yes, I also love How I Met Your Mother...how the buckets did I leave that one out??!

Yes, I did just use the word "buckets" in a sentence that has nothing to do with placing anything in/carrying a bucket.

and Yes, my name is Josh. I'm 16. I'm cute (jk). I like top hats and wearing super spiffy clothes. I'm very nice, but extremely honest. Finally, I can moonwalk.

Extensive Scientificly Proven Research Facts #1

The cause of all black holes in the universe is directly related to the division of any number by zero.