Few will remain to witness Pigocalypse.
But the bacon will be plentiful.
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
- jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
- mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR