Pigs Tend To Fly A Lot
Yes, I do like rain, lens flares, community, adventure time, bones, M*A*S*H, 30 rock, and video games.
No, I do not own any video games.
Yes, I love photography, and movies.
No, I've never been on a date.
Yes, I have basophobia.
No, no one random ever messages me saying I have a cool blog, so I like to think that my blog sucks and the 101 people who follow me are pitying my pathetic excuse for a tumblr.
Yes, I am psychotic. How could you tell.
No, I won't eat your brains unless you provoke me.
Yes, I also love How I Met Your Mother...how the buckets did I leave that one out??!
Yes, I did just use the word "buckets" in a sentence that has nothing to do with placing anything in/carrying a bucket.
and Yes, my name is Josh. I'm 16. I'm cute (jk). I like top hats and wearing super spiffy clothes. I'm very nice, but extremely honest. Finally, I can moonwalk.
His worst nightmare
Yolo dude… yolo.
Just read it
Space likes to screw with us
(Source: viridiannightmares, via to-know-her-is-to-love-her)
At school...
- Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
- Me: Why is that person staring at me.
- Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
- Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
- Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
- Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
- Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
- Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
- Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
- Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
- Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
- Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
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